Khairy Going To Lari

Friday, 04 April 2008
By Little Bird

Shabery Chik, who may one day become Prime Minister, but is now Minister of Information, says that Bloggers will be invited to a half hour talk show once a week on RTM1. I say brader, pasal apa you tak jemput saya? Kalau you tak jemput saya hari ni, mana tahu, esok mungkin saya masuk Parlimen pula? He he he.

Today’s Star had two interesting pieces of news – which indicates with much certainty that Idiot’s days as PM are numbered.Idiot’s son-in-law Khairy Jamaluddin said ‘no comment’ when reporters asked him about his future plans. What? Khairy got no more future already? Padan muka engkau.

The SIL really does not know what is going to happen to him over the next few weeks and months. (Actually I can say with some certainty what is going to happen to Khairy, Kalimullah, Idiot, Kamal, Nor Yakob and a few others – but I am not saying yet. Wait till after today’s Gua Musang gathering at Ku Li’s house).Then Hishammuddin whose keris is physically challenged says that he will not be contesting the Ketua Pemuda position. This is simply because Mukhriz Mahathir has announced that he will be going for the Ketua Pemuda post. The stupid Khir Toyo has similar plans but he has as much chance of winning the Ketua position as a Javanese tempe seller trying to toss a roti canai. They just can’t do it.

Hishammudin does not stand a chance of retaining the Ketua Pemuda position if Mukhriz is going to challenge him. Hishammudin has not said what he intends to do either but his chances of getting a Vice Presidency in the party are also nil. UMNO wants blood. Pondans are not excused. He may slip into a Majlis Tertinggi slot only.So Khairy’s chances of becoming Ketua Pemuda are just about zero. He definitely cannot get a Majlis Tertinggi slot either. It’s time to turn off the lights and balik kampong.Then the money supply is also drying up.

Patrick Badawi is just about going bust – maximum about six months from now. Equine Capital shares have fallen by about 70% since the election results. Patrick Badawi lost about RM300 million in share value. If he has pledged any shares to the banks for loans, the Banks should be making margin calls for ‘topping up’.

Patrick Badawi may be getting Nor Yakob’s help in telling the Banks to lay off – but for how long? That is why they lost six states in the first place.In Terengganu, their access to stealing the Wang Ehsan is not available anymore. Bummer. In Penang, the land at Batu Kawan is possibly stuck. The new DAP State Gomen can put a freeze on all transfers on all Patrick Badawi projects that were acquired by dubious means. That is a dead duck. (Note: All land buyers and house buyers in the Baru Kawan area in Penang please be aware. The State Gomen can freeze transfers of titles if there were improprieties involved in those projects.)Patrick Badawi’s PGCC project in Penang also seems to be a dead duck.

So Khairy got no money from there maa.He has his Air Asia shares where he is a Director but Khairy don’t know nuts about running an airline. And Tony Fernandes just sold a bunch of his shares to some Canadian guy. And Tony is also building a safe house in Bali. It looks like they are all cashing out. (Folks, if you are an airline punter, then Your Next Stop: Transmile Air Services). Khairy has shares in ECM Libra but Kalimullah is also now hiding under the radar. Kalimullah’s wife and kids are safely lodged in London. They go to school there and Kali has a house there too. Folks say Nor Yakob has built a mansion-like house in India. Maybe beside Samy Vellu’s house. They are all ready to cut and run.

Khairy probably has a house in Perth also, like his B-I-L Kamal. Has anyone seen Khairy’s porpoise-look-alike wife lately? Today is Friday the 4th April. Rumours had it that Idiot will resign today. If enough Ketua Bahagian gather at Gua Musang, then Idiot will resign. Mama Dumpling is also missing in action. Say goodbye folks. One way or another these folks are out. If they are smart they will cut and run now. If they are stupid they will hang around and die a slow death.